Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 5 April 2011

Dear Diary -

Well I have to say that I am really getting fed up with always having to live in the damn effen Pakistani caves.

Let me say here and now that cave dwelling ain't all that it's made out to be.

Oh sure you have protection from the sun and an occasional sandstorm or five, but it is so friggin hot in these caves that most of the time I have to sit around in my boxer shorts.

I am seriously thinking about maybe putting on a disguise and moving to Queens, New York and blending in with the Muslin community.

I think that would be neat plus I am a big fan of both the New York Yankees and the New York Mets.

Well that's it for now.

Osama Bin Laden

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