Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 3 July 2010

I admit that my real last name is Bin Poopin

I have Bin Poopin a lot in my cave ever since I chose to hide like the stinky coward that I am, I pray to poop 25 times a day as well, I also pray to the toilet too.

I don't want to go to prison cause I know I will have to eat Pork if I go to prison.