Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 28 January 2010

Obama got to give his first State of the Union speech last night.

I am so proud of my son.

He already has over 10% unemployment, which means he only has 90% more to go. I have great confidence in his abilities to do this.

We watched the speech on the satellite dish yesteday.

Those stupid soldiers still can't find me. You'd think that they'd notice a cave with a satellite dish on top that gets regular deliveries from the grocery store and the water man.

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