Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 28 January 2010
Obama got to give his first State of the Union speech last night.
I am so proud of my son.
He already has over 10% unemployment, which means he only has 90% more to go. I have great confidence in his abilities to do this.
We watched the speech on the satellite dish yesteday.
Those stupid soldiers still can't find me. You'd think that they'd notice a cave with a satellite dish on top that gets regular deliveries from the grocery store and the water man.