Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 28 May 2009

May, 2009

Dear Diary,

Can you believe it, dear diary? How can the world's number one terrorist get his name into the newspapers or on the television with that idiot in North Korea hogging all the headlines?

Then there's Iran and Chavez and Castro and the pirates and the economy and the Swine Flu!

No one is afraid of us anymore!

I sent a video to al-Jazeera television and they sent it back and said to put more terror into it!

I think I'll just sit quietly for awhile and bide my time.

Actually that's all I CAN do.

Maybe if I send them some oil bucks and get the Twilight movie people to ad one of my shorter videos into a scene? I can get fake fangs! How about a Bubba-toothed vampire?

Worth a try.


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