Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Monday, 25 May 2009

Dear Diary,

Constantly on the move. Ate some bad Spaghetti & Lizard Tail.

I will send out a message soon by video.

But they're show it and then go right back to the economy and Swine Flu and the pirates and the North Korean idiot and his nuclear bmbs.

So what's the use?

Maybe I'll PREDICT THE DEATH OF GEORGE BUSH!

Naa.

KOBE BRYANT!

I WILL PREDICT THE DEATH OF KOBE BRYANT!

That will get their attention, at least until the date passes.

Binny Baby