Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 1 March 2009

Dear Diary,

I haven't been able to write in here for awhile and I will soon tell you why.

If you remember, Cave#2 caved in and it was the Shiite cave and we may have lost some men but not for sure.

What we are sure about is that Cave#2 also had all our toilet paper.

So we have been trying various leaves and some are poison. Lots of scratching going on and one committed suicide after it started spreading to his family jewels, although by the looks of him, that
particular family had very little jewels.

Anyway, I have a hidden supply of safe wipes until we finally raided a small town for toilet paper.

I bet that has the CIA puzzled. "They raided the town and only took toilet paper? Must be a new type bomb." hee hee

But guess what my secret supply of toilet paper was? My diary.

So I had to go back and rewrite a lot of stuff once we got regular paper and a new diary.

Binny