Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 15 February 2009

Dear Diary,

We have completed the service for the squatters in Cave #2 and gave them a 21-poot salute!

I am getting more and more puzzled about these men that are my faithful followers.

We counted all our troops this morning and no one is missing.

So who were those poor souls crushed in cave#2?

Wouldn't it be nice if we discovered that Geraldo and his crew are missing? He was always after the shiite on everybody, it would be a proper burial place for him.

I shall leave the commode plaque because he deserves it.

Back to my men. I am amazed at the sheer stupidity. I would write it all down here but I haven't the time, paper nor temper.

Of course I had heard always that the average person is stupid.

But I did not think it through.

It means that half the world is stupider than that.

And it is that half, I am convinced, that volunteered to come live in caves.

Including me.

I must give that more thought.

Binny