Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 15 February 2009

Dear Diary

There has been a cave in in Cave #2.

I don't know if a rocket hit or if someone lit a fart. There was this tremendous explosion and three men made it out covered with shiite. Then, hee hee snort. ahem... then they added to what was already on them.

We got some water and made Ahmed, who was already on my shit list, to clean them up.

They are not hurt but they will have to sleep downwind for the next week as it it written.

I don't know how many squatters were in there at the cave in but none will get out from under all that crap...hee hee I did not mean it that way.

But what a way to go.

Perhaps they will not get their virgins until their ripeness has passed.

We will now have to find another cave to crap in. And just when I knew my way around in the dark if there was a blackout.

I shall leave a chamber pot at the top of the cave as a salute and marker for our fallen comrades.

Or squalid comrades. he hee haw ha hah! Ahem, must be serious.

Binny (poot) (Another salute!!! snort)