Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary
Monday, 9 February 2009
February Something, 2009
I see the new American President has sat a salary cap of $500,000 on company CEO's getting bailouts.
I had quite a bit of success with my leading men by imposing a salary cap that would set directly on their shoulders, if they screwed up.
That big guy in Kaleefornee is a laugh a day. Now he gives state employees a free day off every month without pay. He calls it Furlough Friday.
Why not follow it with "Hat in hand on sidewalk Saturday"?
Then there are those idiots that gave their money over to that swindler, Madoff.
Swindler's List is out. Wonder who paid them even more to leave their name off the printed list? hee hee
It says here in the Cave Crier Newspaper that more than 13,000 people were caught up in the Bernard Madoff Ponzi scheme.
Wonder why they don't mention the 300,000,000 caught up in the "Stimulus Bill Ponzi Scheme"?
Once again, all I have to do is to keep hiding and eating roast rat and they will collapse, the whole western world, all by themselves.