Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 7 February 2009

Dear Diary,

Sorry I haven't written for awhile but I've been very busy. Osama Bin Busy, should be my name lately.

But I really wanted to see the Super Bowl and it was great. We need something like that here.

Bet it'd be even more entertaining with a grenade instead of a football.

Then I just got through helping to push through that bailout bill.

That's important for two reasons:

#1 It will help bankrupt the whole country.

#2 I got in the "drop supplies to our soldiers in Afghanistan" before they voted.

WE need those supplies if I'm not going to go crazy...crazier.

I am sick to death of roast rat and lizard although the head Mullah declared them kosher for an emergency.

But they should be dropping supplies soon now and we will get our share.

I must have gained ten pounds eating all that barbecued goat at the parties outside the stadium.

Must close now to plan how to snatch our share of those supply drops.

Lost twenty bucks on Arizona and they almost had it right there at the end.

Binny