Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 29 January 2009

Dear Diary,

The legless sheik and I have just finished a new video we are sending to al-Jazeera TV. After the recent mooning, they will be sure to screen it before showing from now on. hee hee

But this time I put on red horns and a forked tail and we have one of my poor men running away from me, we stop the video, and then we replace him with the legless sheik so it looks like I have stolen his legs.

Wait till the west see this one.

Of course, they always warn the children, especially after the mooning episode.

Then we put in quick shots of Richard Simmons making the poor men dance to the oldies. Let's just say the men are no Dancing Mullahs.

Then we have the Dancing Mullahs dressed as demons.

This one will scare the crap out of everyone and they'll take my future warnings a little more seriously.

(Later) No they won't. We just watched it and nearly split our sides laughing. It was SUPPOSED to be scary but Richard Simmons came on at the wrong time and it appears he and the legless sheik are squatting to the oldies.

Oh well, it was worth a shot and that's what the cameraman got.

Still, we can watch it here sometimes as it is very funny.

Binny