Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 25 January 2009

Dear Diary,

Just a note to say that it has been finally been confirmed by my own sources that my former driver, Salim Ahmad Hamdam has received a five and a half year sentence.

I wish little Hammy, as we called him, could have made it to here with us because he could take me around on my all-terrain vehicle one of the guys stole.

I have trouble with it and have taken to using the segway I bought off al-jazeera.

Most of their ads are for used camels but ever so often there's a segway.

Anyway, I'm glad Salim's trial is over.

The trial lasted too long and I got tired of sitting in the car so I came on back here.

Binny


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