Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 25 January 2009

Dear Diary,

I need my head examined. I actually met Geraldo secretly today and gave him an interview. I have no excuses other than that I was bored out of my skull.

I tell him about my views about the war on terrorism and point out that we are called terrorists as the Americans were terrorists to the British before they won their freedom and that's what the Taliban is all about, except for the crazies who just want to kill all the time.

Unfortunately, those make up the majority.

Then I watch the interview on al-jazeera TV and they only quote half of what I say.

Meanwhile Geraldo had come with one cameraman but according to the TV report, Geraldo fought his way in here and got me and forced the interview after single-handedly killing over a hundred of my men, ten with his bare hands.

Never again.


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