Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 21 January 2009

Dear Diary,

I have been seriously considering having plastic surgery but we must find the right guy to do it.

I tried once before and, to be on the safe side, I sent my man, Hassel to the guy to see what would happen. Hassel, I assume it was Hassel, came back looking like a camel's ass.

Come to find out the guy was a fake, put in that position by the CIA.

So soon the word got out to their troops: "Look for bin Laden who now looks like a camel's ass.

They found seventeen, all from the Assad family who have looked like camel's asses for generations.

Just to be sure, they lined them all up and were about to shoot them all just to be sure and a General stopped them. He pointed out that none of these were six-feet tall and two were women.

So he asks the plastic surgeon, "Did you make bin Laden shorter or a woman?" and the man says "No, but I will next time if you like."

So now I fear to try to get a new face.

Poor Hassel escaped the American troops but was killed by a romantic camel.


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