Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 20 January 2009

Dear Diary,

I see they have a new president in America with the middle name of Hussein. How ironic is that?

I saw a tape of the speech of Obama. I think he used all the best parts of his campaign speeches.

He wrote it himself but he didn't write the campaign speeches, which he restated?

Americans are funny people.

Obama said to choose "hope" over "fear". What's that? I have one: "Choose an Ak47 over fear" hee hee!

That stupid Hamas is having a victory party. I guess they are celebrating the fact that at least part of a wall is standing here and there.

I think I will change my middle name to Hussein. Then you have Osama Hussein and Obama Hussein.

As I close my day's report, my old foe Mr. Bush rides off into the sunset.

I'm gonna sic Pelosi on him with some fake films of Bush and me together in front of the twin towers, holding hands. She'll believe it because she wants him to be impeached.

Good-bye Mr. Bush.

"Happy trials to you"...hee hee hee


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