Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 14 January 2009

Dear Diary,

I overheard the men today talking about one day we would control the capitol. What Capitol? Afghanistan? Iraq? Saudi Arabia?

We do not even know what coutry we are in at the present time.

Then I overhear someone saying we will all starve to death here.

I think that was me.

And we WILL if the rats and lizard supply run out.

Of course we could try to steal some more of those American sandwiches that last for five years. Personally I prefer the roasted rats and lizards.

I now have Ibib hollowing out a piece of wood that will make an instrument that hopefully, someone will blow to lead the rats out of the cities to the caves.

To think that I would one day have to LURE rats to come to me.

In the old days, every Rat in the middle east used to voluntarily come to me for money.

Bush will be gone any day now and we are still here.

Maybe I can talk him into one big hand of "Texas Hold-Em" for the whole ball of wax before he leaves.


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