Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary
Friday, 9 January 2009
Some of the men brought me a book written by a Frenchman named Nostradamus. Bet he had a nose out to here!
I see his real name was Michel de Notredame. I guess the huge nose got him the nickname.
But the men say he predicted me.
I have turned this thing inside out and I don't see me. Show me where, Abib.
"and an man can ran ban fan...Ohama lama ding dong!"
THAT is supposed to be ME? You have been out in the open at night too much, Abib. That could be about Obama. For that matter, the big finished could have been that do-wap band, the Nutty Squirrels before their voices changed.
I can see his parents corrected predicted a college known for it's great football players.
I give up. This is crap. Take it to Cave#2 and use it sparingly. Looks to me he WAS a lama ding-dong. Probably shamed to show himself and hid behind big books.
Wait a minute, Abib. Is there anything in there about me getting out of this cave?
My scribe, please just write down what I say to put there. You don't have to write my calling my men by...crap, write as you wish.
"Ohama lama ding dong!" That is catchy.
Binny Linny Ding Dong. "OH, I have a guy named Binny Linny rama lama ding dong!"
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