Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 10 January 2009
One of the guys found a deck of cards and we've been playing something called "Old Bush" or, at least that's what Mohammed
The deck of cards have a raven on them.
So it's probably "Old Raven".
Anyways, we play for bullets and this afternoon I was loaded. Had both the Big Raven and the Little Raven and I was getting all excited so I kicked my partner under the table and remembered too late that it was a rock. So I blinked twice.
His eyes grew large and he wiggled his eyebrows.
So I got up and danced around the rock (card table). I give away my hand pretty easily. Can't help myself. I did the same thing when Blair left office and will again in a few days when Bush leaves.
Oh yeah, the game. Mohammed and I shot the moon and stars and won some five hundred bullets.
So we went outside and shot them at the moon and stars.
Try it sometimes, you who wind up reading this. It's called "Old Bush".
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