Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 6 January 2009
I saw something about rat cuts on al-Jazeera TV this morning and I panicked. However, some of the men told me later that the program was about rate cuts, not rat cuts. Whew, I don't think I could live on lizards alone.
I see where the Gaza Strip is once more a war zone. Hope the Gaza Strippers got out in time. Of course, they can pack all their belongings in five minutes.
Bet the Egyptians let THEM out.
Plus there's a NO BOMBING ZONE listed on everyone's maps.
Still, you never know exactly where those Hamas rockets will land. They send those at Israel every single day for years, yet every so often, a big one goes off in their former hands. One even landed here near the cave once. The hand, not the rocket.
"We can always use another hand around here", joked the legless sheik. He's a riot, that sheik.
Guess I'll go back to watching the Gaza War. At least until this weekends NFL Playoffs.
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