Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 30 December 2008

Dear Diary,

My videos are getting ridiculous. There it always shows me coming down the rocks or stepping over them.

I wish there were gay people in the moslem world. But, that is a capitol sin. But just for once, I'd like to send out a terrifying video.

Wonder if I could persuade John Carpenter to come here and make a great, RED ALERT video. Maybe have me grow fangs and howl a bit and close with.."He's no longer in the mountains...he's no longer in the caves..HE'S OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR RIGHT NOW WITH A BOMB!"

The only bombs around here are those video makers.

Maybe Carpenter could show the legless sheik suddenly grow legs.

Maybe he could show us hanging upside down in the caves with the bats.

Maybe I've lost my mind completely.


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