Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Monday, 29 December 2008

Dear Diary,

I see where the Israelis and Palestinians are into it again.

Same ole, same ole.

The Palestinians should have a homeland.

"I" should have a homeland, for that matter.

If only Israel would just move out of the area and maybe go to Miami or New York and leave us in peace, that's all we ask.

Then we Hamas, Hezbollah, Fatah, Taliban, al-Qaeda, Iranians, Iraqis, Jordanians, Syrians, Egyptians, Turks, Kurds, Sunnis, Shiite's could go at it tooth and nail and get this thing settled.

Stupid Israelis.

Binny.