Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 28 December 2008

Dear Diary,

I wonder how the world will see me a hundred years from now?

Will they see a man who made a supreme effort to change the world and helped begin the 100 year muslim rule of earth?

Or as some nutjob who had millions of dollars and lived his life in a cave?

Who knows?

It could be as the guy who picked out a cave that had a 90-year-old Japanese World War II soldier in it and convinced him that the war was over and Japan, Germany, United States and England were friends.

But I never could convince him why I was living in a cave.

That's OK. Often times I cannot convince myself.


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