Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Friday, 26 December 2008

Dear Diary,

The jokes on the new president are funny. Much funnier than those about me...except the one about me carrying a turd in my pocket for identification, of course.

Actually I carry one wrapped in a cloth in my pocket and show it to each of my visitors. "Here is my identification card." heehee That must have come from Leno. He's more of a turd expert than Letterman.

Oh, the latest jokes.

Why does Obama plan to hold a seance when he first gets into the White House?

To thank all those dead people for voting for him. ha ha ha

What national bird will Obama replace the American with?

His middle finger! ahahahaha

What does Obama and Simba have in common?

They are both cartoons!

I should have my own show instead of living in a cave. Maybe I'll check with al-Jazeera.

"Oh Sheik Hashim, who is our next guest? Remember, tomorrow night we have the Dancing Mullahs with special guest, whoever we can kidnap!"


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