Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 24 December 2008

Dear Diary,

I wonder what happened to that offer that I sent to the United States to end this whole mess for everyone?

I thought it was a more than fair offer and no one would really lose anything.

I guess not. It's been over six months now. I guess Bush will let Obama decide.

But looks like he would want to take credit for it. Americans are hard to understand.

It was sent by one of my closest followers and when he got there, Bush was in South America. So he gave the message to the Governor of their largest state, Swartspecker or something. He says the big guy nodded his approval and called someone in Washington.

This Swartspecker was unclear as he spoke to the person in Washington, and my follower, who speaks perfect English, listened closely.

But after more than six months, Nothing!!

Binny