Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 23 December 2008

Dear Diary,

So the next president of the United States will be Obama? Won't that be a lark when they do the news after my men have accomplished something (they're bound to sooner or later) and they'll be talking about the President's reaction and the Obama, Osama will be hilarious.

Obama, Osama sound like that old song, "The Name Game". "-O-Obama, Obama, fee fi foo sama" ha ha ha. I don't recall the words but these news people will get their tongues twisted till they won't be about to say shit with a mouth full. I want to hear it from Charlie Gibson or that Stepinitanninapolis.

I see where a man dressed like me got within twenty feet of Bush before he was caught and arrested. They should have known it was not me. If it were me, he wouldn't have been caught and arrested.

Nothing much new today excepting that some cave crickets ate the ear lobes off of Hamiel while he slept last night. He looks like a doberman.

"Obama, sama bamma, mo mamma fee fi fo nama...hee hee hee"

Binny