Noel Edmonds - My Fake Diary

Friday, 2 March 2012

Another day another dollar, I guess that's what they say on the american version of Deal Or No Deal hehe.

I often wonder why I was never more famous in America. I should be presenting the Oscars with my talent.I would make a great double act with Billy Crystal. My job at DOND is more complex than his at the Oscars. He introduces people who read out the nominations and open the envelopes, but I introduce people who open the boxes but I also answer the telephone. And I also open the last most important box.

That said, if we worked together I would not look down my nose at Billy. He would obviously benefit from my years in showbusiness and I would gladly offer him advice if he needs it.