Noel Edmonds - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 29 February 2012

Went for a drink in the pub last night, and there was a queue for the pool table so started playing the fruit machine and noticed there is a DOND (Deal or No Deal) game on there where people have to answer questions and open boxes. My face is on it! I never knew about this! I'm not a footballer but I think I should be getting paid for my image rights. I will speak to my lawyer.