Noel Edmonds - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 3 March 2012

Dear Diary,

Last night was a bit of a mad one I will tell you that hehe, me and the "wanker" I mean "banker" hehe went out for a few drinks.

At first I suggested a nice quiet drink down the local ran by Tim Lovejoy near by my house but because the banker was wearing his skinny jeans, he wanted to go down Camden for a few.

After a few drinks, the banker was in the mood for something a bit more adventurous than our regular half a pint of shandy, he wanted to go clubbing and get some mkat, I told him the only cat I like is your wives hehe, he didn't laugh.

After he wedgied me a couple of times, I gave in and called up my old dealer, Mr Blobby who sorted us out with a couple of grams.

That's when the night got weird hehe.

All I remember is a pissed off ex deal or no deal contestant kicking me in the balls and a lot of birthday cake.

Same time next week then? hehe

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more