Noel Edmonds - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 28 February 2012
Last night I had a dream that Peaches Geldof appeared as a contestant on Deal or No Deal. Normally we don't have famous people on the show - we once had Olly Murs on before he became famous via the X Factor and he won a tenner.
Peaches got off to a good start, and got an offer of £23,000 after the third round, but rejected it because the £250,000 box was still there. But lo and behold, just as it has happened on many other occasions, the 250k box was the next to go, and Peaches started crying uncontrollably.
"Give me the f**king money" she screamed and shouted. She then proceeded to pick up the chair she was seated in and smashed the Banker Hotline (phone) up. Security had to restrain her and eventually escort her from the building. Sadly the show will never make it onto Channel 4, or even youtube, because it was my dream. Or was it?
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