Noel Edmonds - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 7 March 2012
Had an email today from a nigerian prince, wants me to help him get money out of the country.
His father was overthrown during the regime change (don't remember seeing that on the news) and he is not safe. So he plans to gt the money out and come to England later to collect it. But wants to pay me 25% for helping him. All he needs are my bank account details...
Probably saw me on telly, knows i know the banker, and made the connection.
He was too shy to ask for an autograph, but I'll send one anyway. And my bank details. £2 million cash, no questions asked!! This time next week I'll be a multi-millionaire!