Noel Edmonds - My Fake Diary

Monday, 5 March 2012

I wonder why my phone was not hacked by News International. Am I not a famous enough celebrity still?

I used to present the Radio 1 breakfast show, Top of The Pops and The Gotchas. Not to mention Swap Shop and Noels House Party with Mr Blobby. Ok, I just mentioned them. I will speak to my lawyer. I could do with the publicity, and the money.