Noel Edmonds - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 3 March 2012

My agent has been in touch with the Oscar producers as i make a belated attempt to 'crack' America.

After telling them about my career highs, they put me on hold, oops i mean they put my agent on hold, and after listening to Britney Spears 'Toxic' for 3 minutes (thank god I don't work on the Radio One breakfast show anymore)they asked me to confirm did I write the Wonderwall song. They have confused me with Noel Gallagher. Bloody yanks.