Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 22 October 2014

Nov 1804

Ma Belle Josephine complains again...just now, after 2 and a half hours of post - battle analysis and 11 minutes of sexual intercourse she declared herself fed- up, I ask you! I went to such pains to simplify the details of my Hussar's Rear - Guard Action today!

She snorted with contempt and said that even a bit of Rear Guard Action would have been more exciting than years of Front - Attack Ineptitude. If I didn't do the job soon, she would get job rubbing the bridles chez Les Hussars , that wouldn't be the only rubbing she'd be doing and no mistake ! Oh là là les femmes'!
a DEMAIN.

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