Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 22 October 2014

Novembre 1804

Ma Belle Josephine has returned from rubbing down the horses, 'chez Les Hussars'.... I say nothing, as she enters my Campaign Tent , again , stumbling clumsily , this time, into my collection of Bayonnets and Japanese Sabres...(for all her elegance, she is physically awkward and perhaps, even , a little myopic)

'Well, how was your Saturday Job, chez Les Hussars? ' I ask her, gently?

She says nothing, pouring herself a treble Napoleon Brandy.....

'You have taken to strong liqueur lately.? I venture.....

'Oh ma Cheri....' she murmurs......

More later
N


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