Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 18 October 2014

Nov 1803

Eh is true that I invented the 'Strategy' in Battle
also the canning of sustenance for marching men, silk as a cooling/ insulating fabric in warm and cold weather, military advancement and terms and new concepts in sexual infidelity 'À La Francaise'

But what, did your Duke of Wellington come up with.?..a clumsy rubber boot...Oh and , my complete and utter defeat at Waterloo...but more of tard.



ps : my Josephine insists we go to a Londres High Street Sale,...... incognito....there are bargains to be had , no matter who you are, they'll sign anyone up to their 3 for 2 offers and she really MUST try the Marks and Spencer cheesey scone

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