Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 22 October 2014

Cher Journal,

Further to my contretemps with Ma Belle Josephine, hier soir...
You remember my report of her sexual boredom with me and how she stormed out of my Campaign Tent , telling me to ''Shut it, boring twat '' (tipping over the contents of my chamber pot on the way and stepping into my après - diner evacuations ..I of course waited til she had gone, before laughing heartily with my Man, Gaston)

Alors, it would seem she has been sighted chez Les Hussars , rubbing down the equine bridles and drinking cheap ' Vin Ordinaire '...Well, according to my Intelligence...one of my Cavalry asked her ,nervously , if the Great Liberator (moi -meme)..was aware and/or approved of her 'MUCKING IN' with them...To which she replied that she didn't care.

More later

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