Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 22 October 2014

Novembre 1804

I have been advised that my planned conquering of Russia will most likely lead to the deaths of my men , due to the unforgiving Siberian Snows and the inevitable ensuing hardship thereof....that I may face Retreat , and French Humiliation ,ultimately....and that even the toughest Southern European has no concept of the Slavonic Winter....

Well, I foresee times in the Future where these Russian Upstarts will be lounging around the Casinos of the Cote d'Azur, stemming Gas Supplies to the Ukraine and exhibiting themselves ,bare- chested, on CNN AND YOUTUBE AND THROWING THEIR WEIGHT AROUND, GENERALLY..ALORS, we shall see.

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