"Macho Man" Randy Savage - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 February 2004

Dear Diary,

I can't believe WrestleMania XX is this weekend and I haven't gotten my invite yet. OOOOO brutha. Don't they know I am the best wrestler that ever lived. I should be there.

No, they got that nasty mutha of a brutha Hogan. Vince McMahon wouldn't know talent if it bit him on his big fat corporate butt.

I should be there. Yay boy! Macho Man is the best wrestler of all time.

Speaking of time, I have to take my pills now. Is it the blue or the purple ones? Guess I'll take 'em both...Oh boy! Need a SlimJim to wash these down.

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