"Macho Man" Randy Savage - My Fake Diary

Friday, 26 October 2007

Dear Diary,

The Macho Man has had a very sad day Mr. Macho Diary.

(Oh!Yeaahh!)

This morning my Macho puppy ran out and was hit by a truck

full of Slim Jims.

(Oh!Noooo!)

I can't go on much Macho longer like this, it's hard to be a Macho Man

when your crying so Macho much.

-Randy