Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 13 March 2011

Dear Diary -

In my last court appearance I really tried my best to look sad. I do not want to have to return to the Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women.

I swear the place smells like feet and armpits.

The last time I was there I threw up an average of four times a day. I hate that place.

And some of those girls are the ugliest looking lesbians I have ever seen. I swear that some of those bitches make Courtney Love and Amy Winehouse look like the friggin Olsen twins.

I guess that I have to try and figure out a way to put the $2,500 necklace that I stole back somehow without anyone noticing.

I'll work on it. And I know I can figure out a way.

Lindsay (LiLo)

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