Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 23 June 2011

Dear Diary,

Wow, I never knew that this house arrest thing could be so much fun.

I get to serve my time in my own house, sleep in my own bed, watch my big screen TV, and eat whatever the hell I want when I want.

Gosh, if I had known about this house arrest thing I would have put in for it a long time ago.

From now on that is what I am more smelly, yucky Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women for me. No way. No sir.

Well, I think I'll go to the kitchen and make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Lindsay Lohan

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