Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 May 2011

Dear Diary

I am being sent to the Joan Crawford Correctional Facility for stealing a necklace that I was able to afford to pay for myself.

Why is that such a big deal, people steal things they can afford, Judge Wapner said everyone steals once when I watched an old episode of People's Court.

I heard the Joan Crawford Correctional Facility totally sucks, everyone has to eat Tuna Sandwiches, I hate Tuna Sandwiches very much, I don't wanna eat one at all but I know they are gonna make me eat it or spray me with cold water.

I should not be in Jail cause I am a spoiled rich celebrity.

Sincerely
Lindsay Lohan


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