Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 7 August 2011
Dear Diary -
Well I have gone three days without doing anything that could be considered to be effed up.
I miss being a party girl but I know that if I do not start behaving myself that I could end up in prison and I really do not want to go back there again because those girls are so horribly ugly and they look like guys dressed as girls and they say horrible sexual things to me and I want to cry out and say hey, did y'all forget - I am Lindsay Lohan, I am famous so stop acting like jerks.
Lindsay "LiLo" Lohan