Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 7 August 2010

This is Lindsay Lohan,

I'm blond again today.

The Psycho who sees me likes for me to wear it while he lies on the couch and asks me question.

Then he has me doing all these exercises and dances to keep the blood running so I don't get stiff.

He should worry about himself in that department.

I might just kick this alcohol habit.

I hear pot is as good but I guess you need more than a few puffs.

Here he comes. Gotta go get the wig.


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