Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Friday, 27 May 2011

Dear Diary -

Well once again I have shown everyone that I am effen bullet proof. I was just given a 35 day jail sentence but I get to serve the time under house arrest.

House arrest...can you imagine? I am going to be confined to my house for 35 days. Oh me oh my...how horrible. I will have my 104 inch big screen TV, all of my CDs, and DVDs, and all of my junk food.

And why? Because I am Lindsay Lohan...yes Lindsay Lohan, a celebrity who can do whatever the friggin hell I please. Hell I can steal a $2,500 necklace and get away with it.

Who else can do that?...no one else, that's who.

Well I gotta go and make me a ham and cheese sandwich and get me a Dos Equis Beer out of the fridge.

Lindsay Lohan