Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 7 October 2010

Jail sucks so badly, my Jail cell stunk very badly.

It smelled like a dead skunk in here too, I hate Jail so much, I complained about the smell too and the guards said it smelled like me, I asked them if they remembered me in The Parent Trap and they said that was when you were a good girl, and they told me im a bad girl and they don't care about me.

They also told me if I didn't quit complaining about the smell they were gonna feed me skunk for dinner.

I hate Jail so much, I want out of here immediately.