Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 23 February 2011

Dear Diary -

Goodness, gracious. I cannot believe that everyone is making such a big deal out of me stealing a $2,500 necklace.

I mean it is not exactly as if I stole a car, which hundreds of people do everyday.

And anyway the store where I took the necklace from is a big store with lots of other necklaces.

I just wish the media would leave me alone before they damage my fabulous acting career.

Lindsay (LiLo)


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