Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary
Friday, 6 August 2010
First Day At Rehab,
For This Term:
At least rehab is better than prison.
In prison (they called it jail), they will allow you to bring in a dildo but, they say for your own protection, there must be at least one guard near when you use it.
I threw it at him!
Idiot tried to catch it in his teeth.