Kim Kardashian - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 21 July 2013

Dear Diary - I am mad as hell and embarrassed beyond belief. I cannot believe that my baby daddy Kanye has just told the Hollywood press that he is not going to marry me.

Just who does that punk think he is anyway? I am a Kardashian and he is merely a West. A what? A West?

Mommy told me that he would end up making me look like a fool and she was right. Even Khloe told me that Lamar told her to tell me to be leery of Kanye because anyone who takes a microphone away from a young girl before millions of people will do just about anything.

Sometimes I miss Kris Humphries and wonder if I messed up divorcing him after only 72 days.

Oh well. I am a Kardashian. And us Kardashians are sexy, pretty, and rolling in money.

Kim Kardashian