Kim Kardashian - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 5 June 2013

Dear Diary - Well I heard my baby will probably be weighing about 13 pounds when she is born. My, oh my, I know that my (BLANK) is gonna be sore for a long, long time.

But it will be worth it to have a little girl that I can dress up just like me and teach her how to make all kinds of money by basically not really doing anything.

I have already bought her, her very first lipstick, mascara, and perfume.

My mom got upset with me because she wanted to buy little Kimkaneesha her first lipstick.

Kim Kardashian

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